Super Elastic Combustion Rodeo


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I cried for I had no shoes Then I met a man with no feet And I was thankful that I could still walk

	Then I met a man with no legs And I scolded the man with no feet For thinking that he had anything to cry about

Then I met a pirate And I wondered how he lost his leg, his hand, and his eye What a dunce

	Then I met a robot He tried to kill me with his laser eyes But I easily escaped the grip of his metal thumbless claws

Then I met a robot pirate And I thought that was pretty cool But what is he doing out there on the sea?

	Then I met a ghost And I peed a little Because I was completely not expecting that

Then I met a pirate ghost And I tricked him into leading me to the treasure He was gullible, but I really enjoyed our time together

	Then I met a robot pirate ghost And I woke up Because I realized that robots have no souls

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